Call Me Nimph

hooperbay:

i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom

yeah its called all of europe

people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”

no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material

lemony30:

hollandinspired:

winstiel:

Supernatural Seasons 1-8 Title cards
-The road so far.

#carry on my wayward son #there’ll peace when you are done #lay your weary head to rest #don’t you cry no more

#sob sob #sob sob #clap

loki-is-in-the-tardis:

12/40 photos/gifs of Loki

evanedinger:

Looks like they’ve got danisnotonfire videos on loop at the YouTube creator space!

tony-wiseau:

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”

Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.

novakian:

castiali:

ellan93:

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN ADAM WAS ON SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY.

#thats what the cage looks like #Lucifer put him in a disney show

it’s his favorite form of torture

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

nettumbles:

the4mat:

kennyboss:

howtosucceedinwhoring:

1) our President is a Prime Minister

2) our Prime Minister is a She

3) She is an Atheist

and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever

Lmao

the best response^

callmenimph:

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?

SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN?

IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE BLOGGERS

WHO WONT TAKE YAHOO’S SHIT AGAIN!

assilikesbowties:

too soon?

maybe

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?

SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN?

IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE BLOGGERS

WHO WONT TAKE YAHOO’S SHIT AGAIN!

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

and

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

dailydoseoffrerard:

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